If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now

I have a boner, and your mouth is free - suck it if you want money

I won't scold you for being late, but I'm sure I'll fuck that babysitter

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth